Oh the places you’ll pee!


You’ll Pee on the heater
When your just 5 years old
It will stink like high-hell
At least that’s what we’re told

As far from the entering train as can be
It’s the “A” subway station
In the bowels you’ll Pee

Ass raised and angled in perky perfection
Then the train charges in,
From the opposite direction

A surprising light on your ass shall shine
“You said it would come
the other way” You will whine

On New Years eve, some year you will Pee
you’ll Pee on your legs while you pee in the strret
In the middle of the road in a purple satin dress
With a distinct satisfaction that you Pee the best

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