He was good natured and dignified
despite being undressed
weighed on a scale
and poked in various places.

He has gained over a pound since his birth
and the doctor assured us that he did like us
even though it is hard to tell for sure.

The three of us went to Pink’s to celebrate,
and sat outside in the sunshine. We ate bad things
like chilli cheese fries, and it was oh so good.

I don’t feel bad, because I have been eating sooooo
healthy, so I can have a super nutritious breast-O-raunt.