Blissqueen

I am walking right behind her,
Sizing her up
Her extra low cut sweat pants
Her extra short and tight halter top
The exposed upper ass tattoo
I think
“THAT is trying WAY too hard”
and then I catch a glimpse of
my-self in the glass
no make-up, hair a mess
“THAT is NOT trying at all”

I don’t know which is worse.

then,
while I was working out
some girl in a hot pink
juicy couture, terry track
suit put her Louis Vuitton
bag right in my way.
No shit.

and then…..
oh never mind