He hates to be woken up June 17, 2003
So I very quietly tried to turn on the fan
Which was impossible because the settings were
High, really high, and super fucking high
I flipped the switch and he groaned
In that middle of the night cranky
“it is hard to sleep with a helicopter flying up your ass”
Then, I could not stop laughing
(I am still laughing)

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