Last week it finally occurred to me that I need a new agent/manager. I realized that my agent has been getting me some damn fool deals. This epiphany came when I proposed some of the deals to myself that he procured for me in the past few years.
Him- “how would you like a really cute boyfriend who is good in bed?”
Pause for 2 seconds
“okay then it is a deal, oh and he can't make coffee,
no, he can not LEARN to, no, he can not cook either, infact he can't do most adult things, that is what you will find so ChaaaaRMing.

I am going to fire his ass.