I have a very ugly black chair, but it gives good massage.
Sometimes when people are over we take turns sitting in it, one person lies on the bed and another in the chair. Then we switch.
When I first got it my friend Scott said “now you REALLY don't need a boyfriend”.
I want to add headphones, so I could listen to the chair tell me I was beautiful while it massaged me.
It would say:
“You are soooooo beautiful
I love you
You did such a great job today
Everything is going to be okay
You are very special”

The other day a friend of mine touched my cheek and said
“you look really good”
I said thank you and he said
“I am going to say everything to you that you wanted your chair to say”