when I was in pre-school my best friend was John Jeramiah, besides
singing “Jeramiah was a bullfrog” to him, my other favorite game was
airplane crash. We would take off all of our clothes and wrap ourselves
in plastic from the dry cleaners and wait for the medics to remove our
bodies. We played this on the same day that we saw jesus in my closet
and he spanked me with a potato masher.