Last night I went out. No, it wasn't a date, no really it wasn't. But this guy has it goin' on and can vouch for that. We love him. Anyway, We went out for sushi at an amazing and secret place. I realized then, that I would be marrying a crab handroll. Anyway, this gentlemen had been doing a little… Read more →

After 8 years of being in a monogamous, at least my side of it, relationship I imagined dating as an exciting barbie-esq ritual where boys named brad would pick me up at my townhouse in their red two seat convertible. Me at the barbie townshouse standing ten heads high with my feet in a perpetually flexed position, they would pick… Read more →

when I was in pre-school my best friend was John Jeramiah, besides singing “Jeramiah was a bullfrog” to him, my other favorite game was airplane crash. We would take off all of our clothes and wrap ourselves in plastic from the dry cleaners and wait for the medics to remove our bodies. We played this on the same day that… Read more →