Last week it finally occurred to me that I need a new agent/manager. I realized that my agent has been getting me some damn fool deals. This epiphany came when I proposed some of the deals to myself that he procured for me in the past few years. Him- “how would you like a really cute boyfriend who is good… Read more →

an old boyfriend talking in his sleep once said “Why are they doing this to me?” Read more →

At my feet cat doing somersault in my underwear just tossed off looking pleased Read more →

I don't know what led up to it exactly but I had my arm in the mouth of a lion, well a statue of a lion. My arm was in there and I was going “GRRRRRR” “GRRRRRR”. I guess I was playing or something. Read more →

Today a hairy man in a black speedo roller-bladed by me on the street. Read more →

“Hey!” he says indignantly and sort of hurt I turn around to see a very small person with wide brown eyes staring at me. It seems I have taken his seat and pushed aside his pasta, now he is ready to resume. “Why don't you sit here” I say not being that good with strangers and even more unsure with… Read more →

I have having a ridiculously overpriced meal with friends and am nervous about my date. He is different then the men I have dated as of late. Very different. This is the first date that I am this nervous, somehow I feel like I have something to prove. I feel like he is olivia newton john in grease or something.… Read more →

I wonder if everyone's brain is being modified by TV and I am being left behind. Somehow missing the same visual syntax as everyone else. Vision as a second language. I stopped watching television when I was 12. Maybe I was pissed that it wasn't giving me as much attention as I was giving it, that it refused to know… Read more →

My therapeutic advisor told me that it was good that I could say “NO” to other people, but I needed to learn to say “NO” to myself. It rang true for me and I have been working on this off and on ever since. Today I was thinking that I actually do say “NO” to myself, it is just that… Read more →

Ever since New York gave me my walking papers I have hated him. He forced to go to new lands, making mine too intolerably oppressive and barren. When I would visit him all I could think about was how he would never satisfy me, how he would make me work so hard to prove myself and sometimes act as if… Read more →

my perfume is the cloned aromas of everyday electrical appliances with the essences of various woods with willow moss, and angelica grains. Read more →

The moon up above, it shines down upon our skin Whispering words that scream of outrageous sin, We all want the stuff that's found in our wildest dreams It gets kinda rough in the back of our limousine That's what we are, we all want a love bizarre That's what we are, we all want a love bizarre A strawberry… Read more →

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I went to bed last night dreaming of sushi today PJ Harvey's b-sides came. thanks Read more →

on the fourth of july your fanclub met for a meeting in the back yard of M in brooklyn. I was there. We were fighting over who would be president. We all thought we were most qualified Or Just wanted to be. So we called you. Read more →